It's got the discount mini Lou Ferrigno dude that's a dog in Twilight. If that doesn't set the expectation bar low enough, I googled parkour and realised its that set of five moves that discount gymnasts use who can't afford roller blades, I didn't watch it. Reviewed.
"TL remains an endearingly inept movie star, matching the brooding, handsome look of a young athlete with the slightly nasal, flat voice of an athlete trying his hand at drama club."
